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I work at the Ministry of Silly Walks. Times are pretty tough here, but feel free to contact the Silly Walks division 5 if you feel you've invented a walk silly enough to be granted government funding.
I was a horse trainer for the US Army Caisson section at Ft Sam, we do the funerals with the horses just like the ones you see at Arlington National Cemetery. I've been training horses professionally since I was 16. But, I got cancer in my spine and lost my ability to use my legs, hard to ride without them I'm now going back to school to finish my Masters & Phd in Anthropology Archaeology, specialize in Mesolithic through Iron Age.
I dress up like a giant spider at night and fight crime.