First, tell everyone on the group text, "May the Force be with us..." I don't eat because eating is bad luck.
Then, I'll log in one computer around 8am and the other around 8:45am. Around 8:58am, I'll have an anxiety bowel movement that I can't hold in.
I will then sit and watch the blue circle, become hypnotized and fall victim to its spell, then hyperventilate when the screen flickers ever-so-slightly to update, thinking that it will be my turn for a session. This will happen over and over and over again until either it's my turn for a session or someone on the group texts, "I'm in!" Then, everyone turns against each other if they don't get picked, name call, finger point and clog the group chat with nonsense, images and gifs until someone else gets in. Wash, rinse, repeat...
We all got badges, which was a good thing, but going back to read some of that stuff is comedy gold!